Unintentionally entertaining readers' rants from Australia's vernacular media
Wednesday 5 August 2009
IT'S THE PUB POLICE PATROL
David has had his keen eye on the short spikey gelled hair problem and the decline of Larrikinism for a while - D.
"The rising violence seems to be coincinding with the rise of this new breed of young Aussie male. You know the guys they have spent too much time in the gym have short spikey gelled hair, tight shirts, have an arm band tattoo, most likely using pills because it has less carbs than beer, never have a smile on their face and have seen the bra boys movie too many times.
Going out isn't about having a few beers and a good time anymore, it's about picking up or getting in a fight. The Aussie Larakin [sic] is dead!"
Posted by: David Lockwood 12:47am today Comment 4 of 111
David has had his keen eye on the short spikey gelled hair problem and the decline of Larrikinism for a while - D.
"The rising violence seems to be coincinding with the rise of this new breed of young Aussie male. You know the guys they have spent too much time in the gym have short spikey gelled hair, tight shirts, have an arm band tattoo, most likely using pills because it has less carbs than beer, never have a smile on their face and have seen the bra boys movie too many times.
Going out isn't about having a few beers and a good time anymore, it's about picking up or getting in a fight. The Aussie Larakin [sic] is dead!"
Posted by: David Lockwood 12:47am today
Comment 4 of 111
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